So you’re out with your crew, a few shots deep, and suddenly getting inked seems like the BEST IDEA. While we’re not endorsing drunk tattoo decisions (and most reputable artists won’t tattoo someone who’s visibly intoxicated), here’s the spill on impulse tattoos that won’t have you facepalming in the morning.
First off, size matters. Smaller is generally better for spontaneous decisions. A tiny symbol on your ankle or behind your ear is a much smaller commitment than covering your entire back with your ex’s name.
Location is key too. Hidden spots like your hip, upper thigh, or shoulder blade mean you don’t have to explain your midnight shenanigans during job interviews. Plus, these areas hurt less—a bonus when your drunk courage inevitably wears off halfway through the tattoo.
Simple designs are your friend. Stick with basic symbols, geometric shapes, or small text rather than elaborate portraits or complex scenes. Classic options include:
- Small stars or hearts
- Minimalist quotes or images(like the infinity)
- Your favorite number or birthday
- A tiny moon phase
Solid bet right? Something that actually means something to you, even in your altered state. Maybe your favorite constellation, a meaningful word from your high school coach. Something that represents your squad. Even if the execution isn’t perfect, the sentiment will still hit when you’re sober.
What to absolutely avoid? Names (especially of people you’re dating), memes that won’t be funny next week, inside jokes that only make sense when you’re wasted, and anything on your face, neck, or hands.
Remember, the best spontaneous tattoos are ones that tell a story—even if that story is “we got way too lit on Taco Tuesday.” If you’re gonna wake up with permanent ink, might as well have a legendary tale to go with it.
